War Machine Checking Out of Reality
Jon Koppenhaver, better known as War Machine from The Ultimate Fighter, is getting further and further “out there” these days. War Machine posted an article on his website stating that he plans to move to the Philippines and live like a king for a while. Overall I think this guy has good intentions in life, but man is his head messed up. Check out his more entertaining excerpts from his latest rant:
So I have pretty much decided that in the next couple of years I am gonna move somewhere LESS CIVILIZED. After all, civilization and LAWS are in place to protect the WEAK anyway. Me being the Alpha Male, Spartan, SAVAGE that I am…I see no need for this type of B.S.
So the plan is to move to the Philippines in the next two years. There the money I make in the UFC will make me very wealthy and there I will not have to hold back when someone deserves to get smashed.
I wont have to be less of a man in order to prevent getting in trouble with the “law.” I will be able to live my life how I want and deserve to live. I will train all day and fuck all night. Maybe one day I will find a wife, if not it’s okay. I will bring my boxing coach and my jiu-jitsu coach with me. Build a team from scratch…this will be a great life. Hopefully before I am 55 I will die in a knife fight outside of some bar. Avoiding the midlife crisis all together.
This is the life of an Alpha Male like me. We are not supposed to grow old and wait around to die. We are supposed to fight, kill and fornicate. Tempt fate more and more with each passing year…and just as we start to become weaker and older a younger Alpha kills us and takes our place.
More bizarreness at WarMachineMMA.com
June 17th, 2008 at 9:57 am
All I can say is…whata fucking idiot, its retards like this that give Americans a bad name, I say go for it ya twisted tard, and please by all means whatever you do, dont come back!
June 21st, 2008 at 10:41 pm
I know the Philippines has had it’s share of internal strife over the decades, but where did he get the impression that it’s some sort of lawless primordial bloodsport land? I hope he goes there and ends up in prison for a long time, thinking about just how much of a goddamn “alpha male” he must be.
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:00 am
Any person writing what hes writing is in search of something. He needs more hobbies, or somthing to help him out. When you live your life with no medium,you go where he is going , some placed called ,your fucked. To bad,he has talent. Yet another person with no direction.